Grapefruit

Okay while you all are enjoying holidays I had food poisoning and haven't eaten in two days in a country where Thanksgiving is a strange word.... (I am grateful that it is not dengue, for my western style toilet, for my wonderful neighbors and friends, and for modern medicine(

Which leaves me time to find things like this...

EXCERPTS FROM GRAPEFRUIT

by Yoko Ono (as might be remembered from John's Cabin)

PAINTING TO HAMMER A NAIL
Hammer a nail in the center of a piece
of glass. Send each fragment to an
arbitrary address.
1962 Spring

PAINTING TO EXIST ONLY WHEN IT'S
COPIED OR PHOTOGRAPHED
Let People copy or photograph your
Paintings.
Destroy the originals.
1964 Spring

CLOUD PIECE
Imagine the clouds dripping.
Dig a hole in your garden to
put them in.
1963 Spring

TRAVEL PIECE
Make a key.
Find a lock that fits.
If you find it, burn the house
that is attached to it.
1963 Spring

PRESCRIPTION PIECE
Prescribe pills for going
through the wall and have only
the hair come back.
1964 spring

HAND PIECE
Sit in the garden.
Raise one hand.
Extend it until it reaches a cloud.
Have your friend ring a symbol.
Keep extending it until it goes out
of the stratosphere.
Have your friend put a flag out.
1963 Summer

ANIMAL PIECE
Take one mannerism from one kind of
animal and make it yours for a week.
Take another mannerism from another
kind of animal and make it yours
without dropping the previously
acquired mannerism.
Go on increasing mannerisms by
taking them from different kinds
of animals.
1963 Summer

BODY PIECE
Stand in the evening light until you
become transparent or until you fall
asleep.
1961 Summer

Did someone say Yoko Ono and John Lennon Finger Puppets